Score: 8

"I love this game like I'd love a woman"

submission: Murray's Missile Mayhem

date: August 27, 2009

Very carefully. Good job, you beautiful man.

Score: 9

"I actually love this game!"

submission: V-tech Rampage

date: May 16, 2009

Seriously! It's controversial enough that I get a laugh out of people who shit their pants over a video game which really has nothing to do with real life (seriously? You get after THIS thing instead of the brazillion other, far more gory, far more violent, far more offensive games WHICH ARE MORE POPULAR BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS? Pull the stick out of your collective asses and GET OVER IT), AND it's actually a cool little five-minute game.

Cool graphics, nice music (used to be, anyways), and I can just imagine the looks on the faces of a thousand overweight midwestern moms having hernias when they see this.

PS The RIAA can kiss my ass.

PPS To anyone still butthurt over the Virginia Tech Massacre- I am not, nor is this game, suggesting that the Virginia Tech Massacre was a good thing. It's quite the contrary, the Virginia Tech Massacre was a horrid, horrid event. This is a *video game*, NOT an endorsement of the massacre, NOT an endorsement of school shootings, JUST a fucking video game. Getting after this is like executing a student for doodling a picture of a stick-figure Hitler. Way to be censor-happy fucks. Hell, go bitch about Madness: Interactive. You want to know what THAT is about? Yeah, have fun being super-prudes.

Score: 0

"A New Low In Games"

submission: Homestar Hunt 2:alpha

date: April 28, 2009

Somehow you've actually made this game LESS fun than its predecessor, which you must've tried rather hard to do, as there wasn't much to build on anyways. I assume this was mainly a vent on Homestar Runner for some inconceivable wrong said cartoon character has done to you. A hint: Just because you birth a cow out of your butt when you see Homestar Runner doesn't mean anybody else cares.

Score: 8

"Best elevator music ever."

submission: Enjoyable Elevator Music

date: February 4, 2009

I hate to be just another droplet in an ocean of fans for this particular tune, but I actually thought it was totally cool.